Why Being A Girl Is The Best

♥ We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

♥ Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
♥ Yeah, PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week.
♥ If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll get lifeboats first.
♥ Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
♥ We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
♥ Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer.
♥ We don’t have to shave our faces.
♥ We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
♥ Justin, Liam, Greyson. Need I explain this one?
♥ We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
♥ That whole circumcision thing!
♥ We don`t have to deal with sideburns. What`s up with those anyway?
♥ At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
♥ Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.
♥ We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
♥ Nose hair, ear hair, back hair, so not a problem for us.
♥ We don`t have to worry about getting hurt, because boys always protect us.
♥ We don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
♥ Nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. Well, almost nobody.
♥ We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
♥ We give really good advice.
♥ On tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers.
♥ We can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
♥ The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
♥ We don`t have to sit on our wallets.
♥ Our wallets have a place for change.
♥  It is entirely possible that we will marry Greyson Chance someday.
♥ Our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center.
♥ It`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young.
♥ We are called tomboys, boys are called girly.
♥ We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it`s true.
♥ We don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.